Parody of Marc Antonys Funeral Speech(Julius Caesar)

A PARODY OF MARC ANTONYS FUNERAL SPEECH Author-A mathematics FearingStudent Friends, Scholars, And Fellow-Sufferers, Lend Me Yours Ears, I Come To Criticize maths, non To Praise It. The Evils That Former Geniuses Invented, Lives After Them The Good Is Lost In The sandpaper of Time So It Is With mathematics. The Noble Maths Teachers Have Told You, Mathematics Is Interesting, If It Were So, I Have Failed to Appreciate It- And Failing To Appreciate, Have Failed In it. Here, Under The pass along of The Principal And TeachersFor They Are All Honourable People, Come I To sing Of The Ordeal Of Mathematics. Maths Is Complicating, Nauseating, And Frightening To Me besides Our Maths Teachers range, It Is Interesting And blue-blooded And They Are Honourable Men. Many A Time we Are disposed Sums Whose Complexities Did Leave Us Reeling, Does This Make It Interesting? When The Poor Students Failed, The Maths Teachers Routed And Roared. Mathematics Should Be Made Easier Or Abolished Yet Th e Maths Teachers order It Is lite And They Are All Capable Men. You Have All Observed During The Year,As The Maths Teachers Walk Into The Class, The Students Sweat And Swoon. Is It Necessary? Yet Our Maths Teachers Say It Is Necessary, And Sure, They Are Capable Men. I Speak Not To Disprove What These Teachers Say But Here I Am To Speak What I Do Know. You All Did Try To Pass Mathematics, But Without Success. Isnt That What Causes To Hate learning? O Education Where Is The Justification? Have All Educationists Lost Their reason? Bear With Me, I Must Stop Now My Fear for Mathematics Allows Me To Go No Further.I Must Pause Till movement Come Back To Our Educators. Till Yesterday, We Bore The Rigours Of Maths Silently But Now We Must Rethink Our Goals. It Is Not That We Need To Do international With Mathematics, But Just Make It More Bearable. O Friends, If I Were To put up You Up Against Mathematics I Should Do The School damage And The Maths Teachers Wrong Who You All Know A re Capable Men. I go forth Not Do Them Wrong, I Rather Choose To Wrong The System,To Wrong myself And You Than To Wrong such Honourable Men. *-*